Admit it, you like me. You like me a lot. What is it about me that you like? Oh, pretty much everything: my oversize self-confidence, my relentless charm, the way I get so worked up and passionate about things—even my deep despair, and my belief that no one hurts, no one really feels sorrow, the way I do. You can't help it, you're drawn to me. And that's fine, because I am pretty fascinating. Unfortunately, new research shows that eventually you'll tire of me. Just like all the others, your initial adoration will give way to exhaustion and disdain for the way everything I do is somehow centered around me. (Why shouldn't it be? I'm amazing!) It's a sorry state of affairs, and I'll be sad to see you go, but you know what? I'm fucking awesome. I'll make new friends. Because people cannot get enough of me.

 

@retrogoth81 ‘s #dachshund Zuul doing his #minpin look. #ObeyTheDoxie #dogs #doggie_thoughts #Instapets #cuteness_overload #because_you_can

@retrogoth81 ‘s #dachshund Zuul doing his #minpin look. #ObeyTheDoxie #dogs #doggie_thoughts #Instapets #cuteness_overload #because_you_can

Don’t step on my #CalvinKlein blue suede  shoes! + bonus #dachshund socks = getting ready for @mrcheyennejackson tonight in #SanFrancisco. #ImBlueSkies

Don’t step on my #CalvinKlein blue suede shoes! + bonus #dachshund socks = getting ready for @mrcheyennejackson tonight in #SanFrancisco. #ImBlueSkies

Meet Mr. Patches! This beautiful long-haired mini #dachshund is a available for adoption through #DachshundRescueofHouston http://www.dachshundrescueofhouston.org/viewdog.php?DogID=1264 #rescue #rescue_dog #dachshunds #pets

Meet Mr. Patches! This beautiful long-haired mini #dachshund is a available for adoption through #DachshundRescueofHouston http://www.dachshundrescueofhouston.org/viewdog.php?DogID=1264 #rescue #rescue_dog #dachshunds #pets

Hi! My name is Zach. I’m a mini piebald #dachshund available through #DachshundRescueofHouston. Contact @fab3rd or visit www.dachshundrescuehouston.org

Hi! My name is Zach. I’m a mini piebald #dachshund available through #DachshundRescueofHouston. Contact @fab3rd or visit www.dachshundrescuehouston.org

Our #rescue_dog Zach #dachshund from #DachshundRescueofHouston is not ready to get out of bed. If you’re interested in adopting Zach or one of our other #dachshunds go to www.dachshundrescuehouston.org #Houston #pets #dogs #doggie_thoughts #ObeyTheDoxie #cuteness_overload

Our #rescue_dog Zach #dachshund from #DachshundRescueofHouston is not ready to get out of bed. If you’re interested in adopting Zach or one of our other #dachshunds go to www.dachshundrescuehouston.org #Houston #pets #dogs #doggie_thoughts #ObeyTheDoxie #cuteness_overload

Our #dachshund #Zuul is named after a #demon in #Ghostbusters.  #Instapets

Our #dachshund #Zuul is named after a #demon in #Ghostbusters. #Instapets

"I can haz more sleep?"  #dachshund #Instapets #cuteness_overload

"I can haz more sleep?" #dachshund #Instapets #cuteness_overload

Neo and Zuul ready for action! #dachshund  (Taken with Instagram)

Neo and Zuul ready for action! #dachshund (Taken with Instagram)

My other #dachshund Zuul…also not a morning person…I mean, dog. (Taken with instagram)

My other #dachshund Zuul…also not a morning person…I mean, dog. (Taken with instagram)

I agree with my #dachshund Neo…#DoNotWantToGetOutIfBed (Taken with instagram)

I agree with my #dachshund Neo…#DoNotWantToGetOutIfBed (Taken with instagram)

Save a Horse…Let the Dachsies Run!
Rain or Shine(Event Arena is Covered)
Admission is free!
(via Wild West Wienerfest)

Save a Horse…
Let the Dachsies Run!

Rain or Shine
(Event Arena is Covered)

Admission is free!

(via Wild West Wienerfest)